I am Fat

Hello, my name is fat.



Okay, that's not my real name, but who cares?

I'm fat.
I don't have feelings.
I don't have a personality.
I'm fat.

I have organs, like you,
but they are working for my fat.
I have a beating heart,
but it beats for my fat.
I have a brain,
but it is only concerned about food.
I have feet
to get me closer to food.

I am fat, it's all I am.