Everyone Likes Watermelon

It's a hot summer day. You just cut a watermelon that you bought from the store, you're sitting, eating the juicy pieces of this heaven-fruit. Ahhh.

Wish List

Maybe it's just me, but all year long I see stuff I want, and then when it's my birthday or Christmas, and someone asks me what I want, I draw a blank. I know I want stuff, but nothing comes to mind. I'm not saying I need more stuff to be happy, but everyone wants stuff. Shopping is fun. But anyway, as soon as someone asks me what I want, I become content with all the junk I already have. (Not that that's bad)

Fingernail Fun

Sit back with me and admire the time and skill of the chinese workers who did these people's nails:

Reality

Ok, so if any guys read this, this one is for you.
Most guys will say that they like girls who look natural. (no makeup).
...But when asked what a natural look is, they'll say "Kim Kardashian" or "Brittany Spears" (before she went crazy.)

And I'm here thinking- are you stupid? How could you not know?

I'll let you in on a little secret: celebrities wear a butt-load of makeup.

Here is what you say you think looks good (and has the "natural" look that you like) :

And this is what she actually looks like with no makeup: 

Spongebob = Life

I am so bad at math. Of course, the math course I'm in is an Algebra course, so it's math plus letters and other... stuff. I'm surprised I got past geometry because I'm not good at shapes.

Awful Outfits

Online shopping has gotten to be a pretty big thing. I don't understand this, because whenever I try to shop online for myself, I always find things like this: